Tabitha James at Anal Recruiters

Lord help me… this girl is a total fucking skank.  Her ass has seen it’s share of intruders, that’s for sure.  I almost feel sorry for her.  She’s going to be shitting in a bag by the time she’s 30.  Her ass muscles must be so loose from the constant pounding that there’s no way she’s going to be able to hold her shit.  Sure, it’s all fun and games now but wait til she’s shitting herself in line at the super market because of her days of being an anal skank.

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- Duke Skywalker

Valerie at Sperm Suckers

Whenever a girl comes into the studio and wants to shoot for Sperm Suckers, I ask them if they swallow cum in their personal life.  Some do, some don’t.  The ones that don’t are hired on the spot.  I do this because I like to watch their face as they chug down the slime.  They fucking hate it… and it makes me feel so powerful.  Most  wince like they’re trying to swallow battery acid.

Valerie hates the taste… so making her eat it over and over again is just fucking cruel, and by cruel… I mean fucking AWESOME.

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- Duke Skywalker

Cathia at Porn Addict

I sent that fucking retard, Jimmy Hooligan, down to Florida for a porn convention and he came back with a box full of videos of him fucking chicks.  He was supposed to be down there promoting my company, but instead he’s out and about trying to get his cock sucked.

Apparently, he was handing out business cards that he’s some fashion photographer or something.  Then, when chicks came to his room, he would feed them a line of bullshit about something or other and try to get them to fuck on camera.  Most girls walked out, but he actually found one stupid enough to do it.  Her name is Cathia and she’s an idiot.

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- Duke Skywalker

Vanessa B at Ebony Cum Dumps

Vanessa is a cute girl… and by “cute”, I mean not as ugly as the usual cast of skanks that come in to suck cock for money.  Vanessa has a face that you don’t immediately want to punch, which is good.  She does have ghetto tattoos, though.  It’s not a perfect world, I guess.

Vanessa came to us today to make some money… which is typical of whores.  Her boyfriend is home probably watching BET and dreaming of, one day, being a rap star that can afford to buy his girlfriend a real sit down dinner at a nice restaurant… like an Arby’s or something.  Ahh… to live the good life.

Until that day comes, Vanessa B is left to fend for herself.  That’s why she’s on her knees with some strange dude’s pipe in her mouth waiting to drink the nasty.  At least she knows her roll.  Way to go, Vanessa!

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- Duke Skywalker

Tia Ling at The Handjob Site

I’ll skip the jokes about Asian and handjobs.  We all know what that’s about, right?  Tia surely lives up to the stereotype, though.  I wonder what she thinks about when she tugs on another dude’s weiner and massages his ball bag.  Do you think she’s divying up the money in her head?  Is she thinking, “Ok… $20 will go to getting a pedicure.  $25 will go to my loser husband for allowing me to be unfaithful.  $15 will go to buying a new shirt to replace the one this dude is going to jizz all over.”

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- Duke Skywalker

Jayla Starr at Ghetto Gaggers

This cunt is a real cunt.  I hate her.  She tried to get all sassy during the shoot and it took every ounce of self control not to round house kick her fucking head off.  Little ghetto bitches like this is the reason why Ghetto Gaggers is so popular.  People love seeing those rubber necking hood rats get their world rocked.

The problem with this type of cunt is that she’s used to getting her way with her loser tricks.  They probably bend over backwards for her when she throws that black ass around the town.  We could care less about her.  She’s just an update to us.  We don’t care if she leaves the studio and gets abducted by aliens.  As long as we got what we needed, we’re all set.

Ok… enough about this dumb cunt’s personality disorder.  Let’s talk about the good stuff.  We fucked her up.  Personally, I would have went overboard… and by “overboard” I mean we should have wrapped up some oranges in a sack and just wailed on her with them.

On a side note, she should take some of her money and buy a tube of Clearasil.  Her face looked like a pamphlet written in braile.  She must be deep frying all the loads before eating them.  Fucking whore!

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- Duke Skywalker

French Shampoo at That 70’s Site

I bought the rights to another classic 70’s flick.  This one is called Frech Shampoo and it stars that blowjob hag, Annie Sprinkle.  Go check it out when you have a chance.

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- Duke Skywalker

Tia Ling at Facial Abuse

I’ve been chatting with Tia for a little while to get this Facial Abuse shoot set up.  I was looking forward to shooting it, until I actually saw her in person.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a really nice whore… but she’s a lot uglier in person as opposed to her pictures.  Her face looks like a pancake that was stepped on and her tits look like they’re ready to fucking explode.  I kept asking her if she wanted to put cold compresses on them to help keep the swelling down.  She’s a fucking train wreck.

If you can manage to set aside her subpar looks, she is quite the performer.  It’s no wonder with the ever increasing number of cocks that penetrate her on a daily basis.  I can only assume she’s swimming in disease and for that reason, I made her sit on some newspaper I laid out during the pre-shoot interview.  She can skank up the porn sofa, but in my office… I like it clean.  Call me crazy, but I don’t care to catch her porn cooties.

After all the paperwork was signed, I went and thoroughly washed my hands because I remember shaking hers.  She initially went in for a hug when we first met, but I pretended I had to sneeze to keep her at bay.

After I felt sanitized, we all headed to shoot the scene.  Red and Pauly completely did a number on her.  I’m talking hard ass fucking, face fucking, choking, the works…  Hell, she was even blowing big disgusting snot bubbles from her nose.  Classy, right?

All in all, this is another one for the record books.  It’s easy to fuck up all the dumb neighborhood cunts but getting porn stars, even C-listers like Tia takes work.  They have so many people in their ear tellint them it’s bad for their career.  So, we have to convince them otherwise.  Fortunately, with whores, convincing them usually means just tacking on an extra $100.

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- Duke Skywalker

Tia Ling at Anal Recruiters

Tia Ling is an ass pro.  She takes it hard and fast in the dumper pretty frequently.  As a producer, I think that’s pretty awesome because I don’t have to listen her piss and moan about it hurting.  But as a normal guy, I think she’s a disgusting pig.  The way this fuck face throws around her butthole is utterly disgusting.  She obviously hates herself… and knowing that makes me hard as a rock!

So you guys know how we roll when it comes to Anal Recruiters.  We skip the bullshit, bend the pig over and just drive it home right up her ass.  No foreplay… just straight to the dirt pipe.

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- Duke Skywalker

Tia Ling at The Pantyhose Site

When Tia sucks a cock, she looks like Jackie Chan.  Yeah, I said it.  Don’t get me wrong, Tia is a good little whore.  She knows how to be a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom… which is how think all women should act.

This scene features Tia getting fucked by Pauly Harker in a full body stocking.  Her rock hard body looks pretty great.  The only thing that ruins it is her face.  I wish the stocking would go over her head, too.  I should patent that.  I can call it the “Skank Facial Scarf” or something.

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- Duke Skywalker